Tuesday, September 22, 2009

King of endless worth..

no one could express how much you deserve.
though i'm weak and poor, all i have is yours.
every single breath.

So wanna hear about another one of those days? Maybe it's just going to be one of those weeks. I'm not really sure. Today started out great. I got to sleep in and did great on my Kinesiology lab. Now the trouble starts. Honors 2000. Why was this class even invented? To make little girls cry.

We have to sign up for volunteer hours. One of the professors (we have 4) gave me a clipboard of a schedule of available times. Surprisingly most of the times are taken up by her students. While I am trying to figure out a time I can work, she takes the clipboard and gives it to one of her students telling me "He didn't get to sign up for his hours." NEITHER DID I. Jerk. I had a test in 5 minutes. I left and cried. I went to take my sociology test. 250 people saw me walk in crying. The test was really hard too. Not so sure about it.

On top of it, I have a test in organic chemistry. Funny story. I'm not taking an organic chemistry class. For somereason my biology professor thinks it's ok to use other classes' curriculums. News flash. It's not.

My new favorite web site is www.mylifeisaverage.com. It's way better than fmylife.com.

Examples:
Today I was using eye drops for an eye infection. I missed my eye with the second drop, and reached up frantically to wipe it away, afraid it would run into my eye. Then I realized that's the whole point. MLIA
Today something touched my toe while I was in bed. I was about to jump out when I noticed that it was just my other toe. MLIA
Today we got our math tests back after being graded. One of my answers I knew was wrong, so I had drawn a stick figure next to it with the caption "this is a ninja in disguise. He is here to guard my answer from the Red Pen." Next to my answer my teacher wrote "you need a new ninja." He had graded my test in blue. MLIA
Today, me and my friend were walking around our high school looking at all the campaign posters for student council. we saw one poster that announced "Free drinks on me!" with an arrow pointing down at the drinking fountain. I know who I'm voting for. MLIA
Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceded to shoot us with a nerf gun everytime we said um, ah, etc. Best teacher ever. MLIA

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