Tomorrow is Friday. The next day is Saturday! FOOTBALL!
I'm so unnecessarily excited about this football game. But let's get real, I had the time of my life in the Sterlington High School baseball and basketball student sections.
In less than 48 hours, I will be in Tiger Stadium. Death Valley. In the student section. For the home opener. With 92,000 of my closest friends. I'm at LSU, guys. This is for real!
The lights were on at the stadium tonight. I swear you can see them from miles away. It doesn't even matter that you have homework due tomorrow or work in the afternoon. The lights are on in Tiger Stadium. Everything's gonna be OK :)
How very "We Are Marshall' of me.
Today we made our weekly trip to Wal-Mart. The unhappiest place in the world. I really just want to fight someobdy and their grandma every time I go in there. That's beside the point. You know how when people get out on their own, they go crazy and do all the things their parents wouldn't let them do? Well, I'm going through that.
No, this isn't going to be about my first binge drinking experience. I am going through this rebellious thing with the food I'm buying. Smores Pop-Tarts. Pizza Lunchables. Popcicles. Spaghetti-os.
These are things I wasn't always allowed to have as a child. Now, being the adult that I am, I buy them all the time. It's a problem considering I get zero exercise. But really, who has time to run down to the UREC every day? All those people who don't go to the BCM obviously. Pagans.
I'm just kidding guys. I also bought some undergarments today. Boys, cover your ears. Did you know they come in size numbers instead of sm, md, lg? Not me. I had to call my mother, in Wal-Mart to ask her what size underwear I am. This is your genuine, authentic, big girl right here.
Tips for 2010;
Know your underwear size! In numbers and words.
You can eat whatever you want now, just make sure you don't gain the freshman 15, 20, 30, or more.
Ellen Degeneres is the new judge on American Idol. Not a tip. Just an awesome fact!
You probably won't have much time for TV watching. Even if Ellen is on more than once a day now.
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I am currently eating a Smores poptart and running very late. And i love ellen!
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